kx. a short post here.

went to e duno wat msia duno wat mak passport place in spore..and my dad drive there..denden..he asked me and my bro to take note of a road called "deepavali road" as said by his own mouth..

i was lik "deepavali road?..ridiculous..where got such road..mayb im a real road idiot" tat was wat i wanted to say..but words didn came out..too tired..SO EARLY in the morning sia..brain still slping..and also..part of e reason is NOT to provoke my dad..filial child..so i kept my mouth shut

den..tick tock tick tock..time pass..and we still didn see any deepavali road..den my dad realize he took e wrong route heading back to our house..den u turn..denden..a big sign board with pure white words stating "river valley road" appear in front of us..and my dad..miracle-ly..w/o his specs.manage to see tat sign..

he became so excited abruptly n said THERE IT IS..den me and my bro was lik..duhx..CHEY..river valley road.n my dad pronouce it as deepavali road..
it's a far cry hur?? LOL!


looking on the bright side of the HAZE

1. students can blame their poor exam results on physical ailments caused by the haze.

2. singapore smokers can feel less lonely, as the whole island is now exposed to lung cancer together with them

3. the haze provides a great reason to stay indoors and play xbox instead of gg jogging or mowing the grass or doing any other chores

4. our medical sector will see increased revenues due to the rise in MCs.

5. the haze can reduce gang violence, 'cos now whn a samseng asks u," kuah si mi?", u can respond coolly," kuah haze lor"

6. the haze can provide an opportunity to try out new pick-up lines, eg "ur beauty shone at me through the haze"

7. the haze provides a great smoke-screen for other bilateral issues

8. it provides the best explanation why singaporeans are so "blur"

extracted frm 8days~


rahhhhhhh..have been suffering from mens cramp..DAMN LA! pain tillllllllllllllllllllll i mus fa hui my crawling tactics..haiix..if only i dun hav cramps once every month..i wont be here now..probably k-boxing with winnie!..nv go before!..i wana go also..haiix..probably..one wk later hur winnie?!..hahahax..and others! who wan to hear my flawless singing?..LOL!

everything is so ok before my period:

i love going out man..even though in e start will feel so restless..maybe tat's somehow like e the the the inertia thingy?..MUST BE LAA! had a great time on fri!..hahax..and e movie prestige is so damn chim la!..first movie in my life tat i dun understand..nearly e whole movie la..but but with explaination..i finally know wat it means le..and and it's very nice i think..salute to the director sia..

tat day was such a nice day..even though there's some unhappiness..but it's solved!..first time playing ps2 also..hahhax..feel so idiot sia..hahax..so many buttons also dunno which one to press..heex..FUN!

anyway..been woken up by my dad at 7 or 8 sth..den went to the airport to fetch my mum..she was lik sharing e experience there..so song even by hearing it..she say she saw the olden days coffin of the dunno which emperor..and it's FOUR STOREY[si chen]..for goodness sake sia..i didn even heard before coffin got so big..hahax..according to her..the coffin is so big coz last time got things like "pei zhang" where the innocence are buried alive with the emperor..till now i still dun understand why they does it sia..no significant la..waste life only..haix..denden..e MOST disappointing thing tat i heard frm her was tat..she only had 2 hours for shopping for e whole week!!!! my heart sank to the bottom of the sea sia..MY STUFFS MY THINGS! grrr..but luckily she still got but things for me..HAHAX..and she say she only brought my things..ME ONLY..WAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHXA SHUANG!..lolx..im an evil child man..hahax

she brought a jacket and a watch..love it!..yay~~..anyway i no longer hav to worry abt my lunch n breakfast le and i no longer hav to scare tat i've to be nude in sch coz there's somebody to help me wash my uniform le..NOT MYSELF!! wahahahhahahhahahhahahhahax..im loving it~~~

gg to msia tml to mak my passport..FIRST TIME in my lifetime..im satisfied with e photo i took for e passport..wana see????..hahahax..denden tues afternoon hav to take it..and wed afternoon for e medical checkup..OH GOSH..im getting busier and busier..

n e pain is directly proportional to it..OUCH

im so scare tat sth will happen to me..i haven done anything constructive frm e last day of sch man..DAMN


YA! YA!.eeeeeeeeeeeee....so damn boring boring boring boring boring boring..im in a same state as winnie..the house is so damn quiet..even the wok drop on the floor also can hear la..haiix..

sad laaaaa...still not adapted to the life without my mum TEMPORARY..LOLX! have to wake up myself..where i am actually immune to alarm..lolx..so got alarm ring no ring also no difference..HAIIIX..den have to make milo MYSELF..so go buy packet de..=P..DENDEN..have to SWEEP THE FLOOR..WASH MY SCH SHIRT! first time washing sia..so scare that my skirt actually wear is below knee cap de..den after washing become mini skirt..dendendendednedn HAIIIIIIIX..boring daoooooooooo can sit on the bed and do nothing and wait the time to pass SIAN ARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
someone..TALK TO ME~!

kkx..I SEE SATURDAY..I CAN SEE SATURDAY NOW..it's wed now..still got thurs fri and den SATURDAY!! this kinda life is ending sooonnn..HIAKHIAKHIAKHIAK

im a ninja..ren zhe..REN! =D


boohoos..another day for me..anyway..something comical happen sia..everything is like urm like im filming a movie called " save the clothes". actually also not i save..is my sis..but but im in part of the "movie" definitely ae..

kkx..here it goes..i shall beat ard e bush..LOL!..i woke up..the glistening golden disc was shining brightly..den..i was lazing ard..nothing to do..den decided to watch a dvd..the house was empty with only me and my sis..but my sis was still happily snoring and sleeping away like an unconcious pig..=X..denden everything is such a coincident. my sis came walking out frm the room lik a senseless zombie..den lightning strike and it started raining cats and dogs..

BUT the clothes are still hanging outside!hahax..so i asked my sis to saved them..den she like blur blur walk there den wan try take the bamboo stick in..but she jus wake up..den like very mei li like that..all the way she was like "wooo WOOO WOOOOO"..LOL!..so darn funny!!! denden..bamboo sticks with clothes came inside the house safely one by one..until the last bamboo stick..with like jeanss hung on it..was super duper heavy according to her..somemore it's soak with rainwater la!..she shi chu shi nai zhi li..but to no avail..coz the wind was so damn strong..den i was like..aiya nvm la..later she fall frm the 11th floor more cham..lolx..denDENDEN!..sth unfortunate happen..i watch the bamboo stick move up and down like siao..lik the tranverse wave with damn big amplitude..LOL!..i think winnie will know..coz she see before..butBUT..it is like twice the effect u saw last time..denden..SUDDENLY..the bamboo stick disappeared frm my sight..i tot it falls..den i shouted " JIE JIE DIAO LIAO"..den my sis was like very kan chiong go open window see..DEN!!..the bamboo stick didn fall down..the stick actually breaks!..but not FULLY break..so the bamboo sticks with the jeans and clothes was like dangling in the air!!!!!!!! i was like stun..ants on hot pans..dunno wat to do..den my sis tried to hold on to the bamboo stick..den she was like keep shouting.."HEN ZHONG HEN ZHONG! HELP ME"..den i blur blur i say okok..i call papa..LOL!..coz he went out..but i forgot by the time he came probably the rain has stop and my sis has gone to heaven together with the bamboo stick le..so i was like..wan tak sissors cut the unbroken part of the bamboo stick..but i think it's not a great idea coz i scare my sis cant tahan the impact..so i was holding on to a SMALL LITTLE portion of the stick..and finally..it breaks..and my sis manage to save the bamboo stick..PHEW!!..the most urm funniest part is that!! when my sis turn and face me..her face was like so damn wet..i mean the whole of her [facing the window] part of her body..LOL!!!!!!!! is really damn wet la..water still keep dripping down frm her..HAHA!..nv knew tat jus by standing near the window can get drench until the same impact by standing directly in the rain..LOL!..den i quickly go fetch a towel..and u know wat..i heard my sis shouting PEISHING BANG WO..den i quickly ran to the kitchen and saw my sis standing like tat:

LOLX! i draw not tat funny la..urm is e actual posture..laugh till tears burst out of my eyes..lOLX..standing on one leg with hand streched upwards..FUNNY LA CAN?..lolx..






laugh till so tiring haiix..lolx

anyway..i check out the price le..admission to night safari is $20..ex right..haiix


WATCH DEATH NOTE LE!
ahahax..not as nice as i think..but my sis say her frien all say nice..urm..to me..it's just alright..hahx..exactly the same as the comic

anyway..those peeps who are going to watch that movie..there's something after the the u know those kind of acknowledgement type de stuff.!..but actually that "something" is quite lame..or shall i say..very lame..hahax

then

after that went airport see my mum off. i that particular time then know that the venue is not shanghai sia..hopeless chap..=X it's it's somewhere in china la..hahax..laze ard in the airport..the feeling is so damn great de laa..like im going on a hols like that..hahax I WANT LA!

hoping for the day my mum return..coz i beg her to buy lots of stuff back to spore!.WHEE~


anyway.. I WAN GO NIGHT SAFARI!!
anyone anyone???
tell me!! LOL
=D


ALOHA~ gona blog today n TODAY..recently keep watching goong so hardly online and hence no update frm duno when till now..=P

anyway abt today..it was damn FUN! PE PE PE brights up my life..hahax..played captain ball which was damn funny..laugh until no breath not play until no breath.throughout the game..u can nv miss pamela's scream. and and her strategy was lik OMG! and it includes hold snatch scratch tickle SCREAM.. gan bai xia feng sia. =P

when e bell rings, we were lik..one more ball la..and it goes again n again and we practically forget the time and keep hypnotizing ourselves tat the rest were still playing yet! WAHA! lucky there's somemore who is clear minded to stop the game..

AND after sch..sth happened..so soooo paiseh and and dunno hw to describe..here it goes..

i approached yanlin to teach me how to do one sum wat..den hooi kim stood somehow beside me..den in e midst of teaching i jus move my hand.. and and I ELBOWED KIM'S THERE ACCIDENTALLY!! u know u know?..THERE!!! below e neck above e belly button..and i stun instantly..den lik 3.5 seconds later my hypotalamus send nerve impulse to my brain and it send signal for my leg to run! the arteriole in my face dilate..blood gushes up my face rapidly..coz my face was like so damn hot laa..lolx..ran to e back door and laughed convulsively.PAISEH LA!!!! grrr.denden i wan gao xiao ma u know..den i said sth to yue yin wan make her laugh..BUT i nong qiao cheng zuo..make hooi kim think im a pervert..

NO! NO! NO!!! peishing is NEVER a pervert!! BOOHOOO T-T
jus simply wan wan liven the atmosphere only!! xiang xing wo ba xin jia bo..hahax

ANYWAY..i tio a medical checkup appointment!! BOOHOOOOOO!! mood fall to zero when i saw that slip of paper sia..or maybe negative 1 zillion..haiix..SAD AR..i dunwannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn